To the Woman Driving the Orange 911 GT3RS…

June 26th, 2008

Will you marry me?  Seriously.  I’m walking to class today, and sure enough a 911 GT3RS pulls up to the lights.  Not only that but it’s bright orange, and it really sticks out on this bright summer day.  And what do you know, there’s a beautiful woman driving this  fantastic machine.  Any woman who decides to buy that car must be from heaven.  Here’s my reasoning.  You can know a lot about a person from the kind of car they chose to drive.  Let’s use the Porsche model range as an example

Base 911 -> you have too much money, went down to the dealership, and bought the first thing they showed you

Convertible 911 -> Same as the base, but you want even more people to see how much money you have

Turbo 911 -> Ok, now we’re getting somewhere.  You still have too much money, but you appreciate performance in a car and you like to get places both on time and in style

911 GT3 -> You like to get places early….. or just spend more time thrashing your car around before you get anywhere

911 GT3 RS -> Sure you have money, but you don’t care if you get to the place you need to get to.  Maybe you feel like stopping by the Nurburgring on the way home to do a sub 8 minute lap, maybe not.  You sure don’t care about creature comforts in your car;  the rear window is made of plastic, and so is the engine cover.  Then again, that just makes it easier to hear the beautiful engine noise coming out of the 3.6L flat six.  This means that you know your cars, and you went into the dealer knowing this was the car that you wanted.  You also made a point of buying this instead of an 360 Challenge Stradale or F430 Scuderia, because you would feel stupid sitting in traffic in one of those cars.

Anyways, if you’re reading this (hahahaha) give me a shout.  I’m sure my Impala might not be as impressive in the corners, but American muscle can hold its own in a straight line…… kinda…. or at least I wish

PS - I saw a guy in a Ferrari Superamerica the other night… with the top down…. now that is a cool Ferrari…. you wouldn’t happen to own one of those as well now would you?t

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